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The Comment Commentary PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 17 April 2008
Whilst I've been perfecting my own Effing The Dog strategy, I've been perusing the various comments left here at the site.  I must say, I find them entertaining - even the ones that are wrong.  And as I spent my time going through each of them, I came to a few conclusions...

 
News, My Friends PDF Print E-mail
Friday, 11 April 2008

Effing The Dog's website is going to be undergoing some changes over the next month, so be warned.  I'm not sure what that means, but I felt a stern warning should be in order nonetheless.

Expect an entry this Thursday - and more frequency in the coming weeks as Xerxes has returned from his month-long "timeout in the corner" to gently remind me to write at least somethnig here.

He's such a slave-driver.


 
Effing The Dog Hits The National Airwaves...In Canada PDF Print E-mail
Wednesday, 26 March 2008

On Saturday March 29th, I'll be doing a short commentary about the benefits of the Effing The Dog system on CBC Radio One's Definitely Not The Opera.

The show can be heard all across The Great White North, in all time zones.  Heck, it can even be listened to in American markets like Chicago and Seattle.

You can learn all about this week's episode of DNTO here .  You can listen to the show online by going here .  And, with any luck, my commentary will make their weekly podcast.

Enjoy my dulcet tones!


 
The Effing Controversy PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 10 March 2008
KeysEver since the system known as Effing The Dog emerged from my well-endowed mind and found its home on The Information Highway (with other stops scheduled along the way - I like to call them "Inspection Stations"), I've had to contend with misguided scrutiny on what the word effing actually means.  Apparently, this term has been used as a means of communicating a certain word that many would deem "coarse".  While I've never heard of this, I did have Xerxes (my cousin and "personal Igor") do some digging to confirm this.  And confirm it he did.  This is unfortunate, because there is nothing that lies further away from the tongue from those who practice EffTD than a word that is foul.

 
Effing Limerick Of The Week PDF Print E-mail
Sunday, 09 March 2008

Effing Limmerick of The WeekThere once was a QB from Green Bay

Who was one of the finest ever to play

Then he just quit the gig

That made him real big

Now he'll EffTD all the live long day


 
I Be Illin' PDF Print E-mail
Saturday, 08 March 2008
Illness.  The bane of everyone's existence during the month of February - sometimes longer.  Not only does it keep you from doing anything, it keps you from Effing The Dog as well.  Some of you new followers of the EffTD system may say both are the smae, but that's simply not true.  When you are forced to do do nothing, that is not Effing The Dog - and illness does just that.  Remember, when someone is Effing The Dog, they create an illusion of having little to no power, or the wish to have that at the very least.  When your body shuts down on you, you pretty much are powerless.  Effing The Dog becomes an afterthought, a mere dream well beyond your grasp.  And that truly sucks.

 
Effing Limerick Of The Week PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 18 February 2008

Effing LimerickThere once was a gent who was tardy

Would always show up late for a party

Many thought it was wrong

But he kept going strong

After all, his name was Mike Vardy!


 
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