1. Podcasting or Broadcasting?
NC: Netcasting. Podcasting is fishing for iPods. Broadcasting is what dictators do.
2. Etch-A-Sketch or
Spirograph?
NC: Etch-A-Sketch. If only more wrong could be undone by vigorous shaking.
3. Easter Island or Easter Bunny?
NC: Easter Bunny. Anything which brings free chocolate is worth its weight in monolithic stone carvings. Bonus points for being cute, fluffy and largely imaginary.
4. Apple's Mighty Mouse or the other Mighty Mouse?
NC: The real Mighty Mouse. Computer mice shouldn't have nipples on them.
5. Panama Canal or a root canal?
NC: The Panama Canal. Never trust anyone who grew up wanting to drill things for a living.
6. Going through the "Chunnel" or drinking through a funnel?
NC: The Chunnel, if only because the word itself is delightful. "Chunnel". Hehe.
7. Big Ben or a big pen?
NC: Big pen. Clocks should be banned -- even the beautiful ones.