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Effing Limerick Of The Week #18 |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Monday, 01 December 2008 |
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 There once was a man named Rael
Who put cool software he developed for sale He ticked off those who used it And was victim of a huge abuse fit
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Effing Limerick Of The Week #17 |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Tuesday, 25 November 2008 |
There once was a book whose sales were strong
Its story pleased much like a song
It’s a bible of sorts
And countless “blogger supports”
Of a work week only four hours long!
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 26 October 2008 |
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There once was a great Hallow’s Eve
That allowed some of us to achieve;
Costuming heights
While wearing tights;
In an attempt to make us all believe. But you're still not a real ninja - you're just Steve.
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 12 October 2008 |
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There once was a fella named Jones
Who fell to depths not recently knowns;
You know him as Dow
And he fell from grace - and how;
Which resulted in really big loans…
(TO THE WRONG PEOPLE!)
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 05 October 2008 |
There once was a country well-fetedThen went all crazy with credit;The feds helped out the richWith a 700 billion dollar sandwich;And they think the public should feel indebted!
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 28 September 2008 |
There once was a life that was hackedAnd this life went on to make a pactWith himself and his mateThat they would set a dateTo publish a book based on his act
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Saturday, 20 September 2008 |
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There once was a Merlin named Mann
Who ruled the blogosphere with a GTD hand;
Suddenly - he took back his site
He's within his own right;
My nemesis seems to have shifted his plan... (What is his plan? Check this out for more details. I'm STILL watching you, Mr. Mann!)
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BONUS: A 2nd Effing Limerick Of The Day! |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 24 August 2008 |
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Due to a lack of recent limericks, until the end of September you'll get 2 every Sunday! You're welcome. There once was a man named Jerry Who liked Microsoft oh so very; He got paid lots of cash To give Redmond some flash; Quite the act he’s going to have to carry…
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Saturday, 19 July 2008 |
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There once was a knight who was dark; On vigilante missions he would embark. He drove a Batmobile; His screen foil died - for real! And his hero flick beat the pants off of Stark.
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Saturday, 12 July 2008 |
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There once was a device that was keen Was a phone, and all things in between But activation was rough Some said "Enough is enough!" Witnessing pay phone use was a sight rarely seen.
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Tuesday, 08 July 2008 |
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There once was a woman who fretted That if someone was to have her vetted They'd find out some things The kind that process brings Like the fact she wasn't really red-headed
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Tuesday, 27 May 2008 |
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There once was a bird who chirped meekly While the guys recorded MacBreak Weekly
It relaxed me a bit
Reminding me that TwiT
Combined nature and tech quite uniquely.
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Saturday, 08 March 2008 |
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There once was a QB from Green Bay
Who was one of the finest ever to play
Then he just quit the gig That made him real big Now he'll EffTD all the live long day
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Monday, 18 February 2008 |
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There once was a gent who was tardy Would always show up late for a party Many thought it was wrong But he kept going strong After all, his name was Mike Vardy!
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Saturday, 09 February 2008 |
There once was a man who was ill Twice daily he'd take a pill It took him some time To find his rhyme And now he is feeling much better
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 03 February 2008 |
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This is an oldie that I wrote, but a goodie. Circa Grade 6... There once was a beagle named Joe Who decided to go with the flow He jumped up on the couch And yelped a big "Ouch!" When his master done gone and said "No!"
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Sunday, 27 January 2008 |
Going forward, these will be published every Sunday - for no apparent reason. There once was a fellow named Seth
Who organized until his last breath
Now just how did he die?
A Space Pen in his eye
And a file that tickled him to death!
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Effing Limerick Of The Week |
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Written by Mike Vardy
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Thursday, 24 January 2008 |
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I'll be posting one of these per week, so watch for them - and of course, heed them. There once was a stress case named Mike
Who found a productivity system he like
He started a blog
Called Effing The Dog™
His favorite character in Buffy is Spike The idea behind every Effing Limerick is to make you think - about the meaning behind it. There is always a hidden meaning. It will come to you eventually, as with everything in the EffTD™ system. Therefore, they are an ideal method of bringing yourself back to center when you lose focus and stop Effing The Dog™. Consider these a gift from me to you.
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